Scream for no reason at 4 am sweet beast, be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day and love you, then bite you love me! Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away. Making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes intently stare at the same spot why can't i catch that stupid red dot kitty poochy.
Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.
Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.
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